Why have a page like this ? Who would want it to appear so well errr ? Is it a reflection of the site or of the town ? Maybe tigers can fly and fruit loops are real http://www.virginradioclassicrock.co.uk   Ever wondered why you can't get triangles from a cow If so..... there is much in life for you to discover Cheese can be great Two layers of bread, wedged inbetween.......pickle ????????... maybe If only we could live on chocolate Well yes if you like it But I hear you say, what about marshmellow and lemon curd sandwiches Stop now Mrs Jones...... Im trying to eat my chocolate   Morecambe and Wise are the best and thats it really Open All Hours and Oh Doctor Beaching should be mandatory watching for all new comedy writers Bring back Bernie Clifton By the way, why did Bungle from Rainbow get dressed to go to bed yet always appear in the show with no clothes on, just its fur ......mmm   Reading mindless nonsense can be quite enjoyable. if you have nothing better to do then sit and read all the leaflets that come through the door. A better idea still is to firstly buy a filing cabinet, why not fill a wall with them. Then as you build up your collection of leaflets file them in order. Whether you do this in a chronological sytem (?) or alphabetically is a matter for personal choice and only you will know which road to follow on your way to this rewarding passtime. Certain biscuits are to be eaten in a certain way. Bourbons (many brands are available) must be pulled apart and the chocolate filling enjoyed as much as a 70% content chocolate bar If like myself you wish to suprise people at a posh dinner party, follow this recipe: Put biscuit at bottom of your old pudding dishes. Cover with blamange like custard and refrigerate. Do this two days before the party. Serve after a nice expensive main course and I guarentee that your guest will be be amazed at what lies before them Oh yes... biscuits. Great errr really good..... Bye then